John Stammerich
Hello friends, my new fellow Texans! I wanted you to know that I've moved here form California to educate Texans on how to be conservatives and how to win elections. In fact, I was incredibly successful in my effort in California. So much so that I lost my race to a deceased democrat.
Don't let that bother you, while I have been caught meandering with democrats and working on "bi partisan" plans.
I've even been seen supporting Gopal, for Frisco ISD, who had the Communist Manifesto up on his election website.
What I am getting at is that. If you Texans, want to save your republic, you need to listen to me. Nobody voted for me when I ran for RNC Delegate, because my messaging was too weak, honestly. I was telling people "Ill show you how to win!" and "I'm smarter than you Texans because I was in the navy, and volunteered in California a ton!"
Honestly I should have been more blunt. "I am the second coming of Trump!" And then I would have done much better.
All I need from you, is. Next time when you're deciding "What is a republican?" Think like me. think "What would Stammering Stammerich do?"